Topic 1: When an individual is in the mood to have a delicious treat, most are going for something that is both delectable and substantial. This is clear evidence as to why cake is the more suitable option in this debate. When you imagine any given pie, there is always a fault of some sort. Either the crust is too crusty, the pie is not substantial enough, or it is simply a mess on your plate. However, one would have to go out of their way to mess up baking a cake, and therefore it is the easiest, most practical and delicious decision. As an added bonus, cake is normally chocolate or vanilla, unlike those pie-lovers who think its sociably accetable to put fruit in their dessert.(they sicken me.)

Topic 2: This second topic shouldn't even need to be discussed. It is obvious that a highly trained ninja would certainly defeat any given pirate with ease. When you consider both the stealth and skill-level of a ninja, you are more vividly able to imagine how low of a chance a scalawag  pirate would have against them. Before the pirate even realized what was happening, his neck would be karate chopped instantaneously. The ninja would stand over his victims defeated body with a glorious feeling of triumph.